You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
19/10/1977
2h



Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
Cast


Coluche
Le roi Gros Pif Ier


Dominique Lavanant
La reine Madeleine


Anémone
La cousine Lucienne


Martin Lamotte
Le bouffon


Michel Blanc
Antremont


Roland Giraud
Le duc d'Orléans


Gérard Jugnot
Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires


Gérard Lanvin
Le chevalier blanc


Thierry Lhermitte
Le héraut d'armes


Marie-Anne Chazel
La reine de Flandre


Philippe Bruneau
Le duc d'Ambise


Michel Puterflam
Le radoteur


Philippe Manesse
Philippe de Boynet


Christian Spillemaecker
Christian de Boynet


Jacques Canselier
L'excité


François Dyrek
Le second tavernier
Jean-Louis Tristan
Le troisième tavernier


Roger Riffard
Père L'Auriot


Luis Rego
Le second capitaine des mousquetaires


Fernand Guiot
Le Belge


Véronique K. Colucci
Une favorite du roi


Roberto
Le nain


Christian Clavier
Le conteur (voice)


Georges Adet
Le vieux prisonnier


Georges Ass
Un homme-assiette
Lucien Charbonnier
Un homme-assiette
Louis Dubois
Le pince-fesse


Robert Le Béal
Un homme distingué


Ernest Menzer
Un homme distingué


Bruno Moynot
Un invité du roi qui doit faire ...
Jean-Jacques
Le roi de Flandre
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