Molly Ringwald

Darcy Elliot Bobrucz

Randall Batinkoff

Stan Bobrucz

Kenneth Mars

Mr. Bobrucz

Miriam Flynn

Donna Elliot

Conchata Ferrell

Mrs. Bobrucz

Sharon Brown

Lila

John Zarchen

Chris

Pauly Shore

Retro

Michelle Downey

Michaela

Patricia Barry

Adoption Official

Janet MacLachlan

Miss Giles

Jaclyn Bernstein

Mary Bobrucz

Matthew Licht

Lou Bobrucz

Renée Estevez

Marnie

Darcy DeMoss

Elaine

Leslie Bega

Carlita

Helen Siff

Landlady

Anne E. Curry

Push Nurse

John DiSanti

Mr. Kolby

Robert Nadder

Night School Teacher

Shane McCabe

Amorous Porker

Jack Ong

Rev. Kim

Sean Frye

Wee Willy

Allison Roth

Ambrosia

J. Trevor Edmond

Ace

Patricia Patts

Desdemona

Brandon Douglas

Trapper

Kimberly Bailey

Baby Cakes

C. Darnell Rose

Erin

J.W. Fails

High Flyer

Monika Khoury

Angel

Kelly McMahan

Pediatric Nurse

Candy Peak

Nurse

Robert Ruth

Prom Photographer

Barry Herman

Doctor

Jeff Marshall

Michaela's Boyfriend

Peggy Walton-Walker

Bookkeeper

Bonnie Hellman

Mrs. Sitwell

Larry Drake

Night Clerk

Robin Morse

Beth

Steven Eckholdt

Ronald

Marty Zagon

Manager of Quickie Nickie's

Annie Oringer

Anastasia

Pamela Harris

Beverly

Hailey Ellen Agnew

Baby Thea

Rae Worland

Student

David De Lange

Uniformed Official

Roger Hampton

Roofer

Tino Insana

Capt. O'Connell

Steven Barr

Sgt. Blaine

Nancy Abramson

Nurse (uncredited)

Sandra Jansen

Nurse (uncredited)

Jules Dean

Chicken Shack Server (uncredited)