Up the Chastity Belt
14/01/1972
2h



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A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
Cast


Frankie Howerd
Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart


Graham Crowden
Sir Coward de Custard


Bill Fraser
Sir Braggart de Bombast


Roy Hudd
Nick the Pick


Hugh Paddick
Robin Hood


Anna Quayle
Lady Ashfodel


Fred Emney
Mortimer


Dave King
Landlord of The Blue Boar


Lance Percival
Our Man in the Holy Land


Nora Swinburne
Mistress of the Bed Chamber
Godfrey Winn
The Archbishop Of All England


Eartha Kitt
Scheherazade


David Battley
Yokel


Royce Mills
Knotweed


Veronica Clifford
Winifred


Frank Thornton
Master of Ceremonies


Iain Cuthbertson
Teutonic Knight
Billy Walker
Chopper


Derek Griffiths
Saladin


Rita Webb
Maid Marian


Judy Huxtable
Gretel


Aubrey Woods
Vegetable Stall Holder
Anne Aston
Lobelia


Long John Baldry
Little John
John Gorman
1st Man-at-Arms


John Barrett
1st Peasant


Barrie Gosney
Meat Stall Holder


Norman Beaton
Blacksmith
Don Hawkins
2nd Man-at-Arms
Nicholas Bennett
2nd Peasant


Sam Kydd
1st Locksmith


Jonathan Elsom
1st Horseman
Mischa De La Motte
Major Domo
Toby Lenon
Squill
Bernard Sharpe
Will Scarlett
Alec Pleon
Man in Stocks


Peter Straker
Arab


David Prowse
Sir Grumbel


Christopher Timothy
Vendor
Alan Rebbeck
Friar Tuck


Ian Trigger
Lucky Charm Seller


Christopher Sandford
Mutch


Johnny Vyvyan
Chestnut Man
Ian White
Lieutenant
Ken Wynne
First Man
David Kernan
Troubadour
Lally Bowers
The Voice (voice)


Jimmy Gardner
Little Man


Parnell McGarry
Battleaxe Wife


Patricia Quinn
Wife
Nora Wipp
Belly Dancer
Nino Laski
Belly Dancer
Sammie Winmill
Waitress


Seretta Wilson
Serving Wench


Fred Griffiths
Father
Winnie Holman
Woman
Martin Woodhams
Child
Robert Tayman
2nd Horseman
Bill Burns
Man-at-Arms (uncredited)
Ernest Fennemore
Friar (uncredited)
Chick Fowles
Lord (uncredited)
Sue Gentle
Serving Wench (uncredited)


Tom Georgeson
Merry Man (uncredited)
Anthony Lang
Servant (uncredited)


Drina Pavlovic
Slave Girl (uncredited)
Fred Wood
Peasant (uncredited)
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