Mark Wahlberg

John

Seth MacFarlane

Ted (voice)

Amanda Seyfried

Samantha

Jessica Barth

Tami-Lynn

Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

Morgan Freeman

Patrick Meighan

Sam J. Jones

Sam J. Jones

Patrick Warburton

Guy

Michael Dorn

Rick

Bill Smitrovich

Frank

John Slattery

Shep Wild

Cocoa Brown

Joy

John Carroll Lynch

Tom Jessup

Ron Canada

Judge

Liam Neeson

Customer

Dennis Haysbert

Fertility Doctor

Patrick Stewart

Narrator (voice)

Tom Brady

Tom Brady

Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel

Kate McKinnon

Kate McKinnon

Bobby Moynihan

Bobby Moynihan

Taran Killam

Taran Killam

Sebastian Arcelus

Dr. Ed Danzer

Jay Patterson

Karl Jackson

Steve Callaghan

Comic

Nana Visitor

Adoption Agent

Maggie Geha

Female Nurse

Jessica Szohr

Allison

Craig Ricci Shaynak

Blind Guy

Lexi Atkins

Waitress

Jack Knight

Todd Kidder

Lauren Sánchez Bezos

Boston Newscaster

William Xifaras

Boston Neighbor

Curtis Stigers

Wedding Singer

Julius Sharpe

NYC Doctor

Liz Morgan

NYC Nurse

Alec Sulkin

Obi-Wan

Ralph Garman

Stormtrooper

Michael Steven Costello

Jury Foreman

J. Mark Donaldson

Juror

Frank Lloyd

Juror

Bart A. Piscitello Jr.

Bailiff

Becki Dennis

Receptionist

Robert Holfelder

Band Leader

Michael Trisler

Cyclist

Ryan Hanna

Jogger

Kate Gustafson

Hasbro CEO Assistant

David Goldman

Pundit

Ted Jessup

Pundit

Ronobir Lahiri

Pundit

Barry Ratcliffe

Pundit

Chris Regan

Pundit

Nefetari Spencer

Pundit

Jeffrey Stubblefield

Pundit

Wellesley Wild

Pundit

Lenny Clarke

Cop (Boston PD)

Chris Neville

Cop (Boston PD)

Rachael MacFarlane

Meighan Assistant

Christy Scott Cashman

Reporter

Joseph J. Micucci

Nerd (Wedgie)

Josiah Blount

Comic Con Fan

Johnny Alves

Security Guard

Silvio Cuadra

Security Guard

Dustin Ybarra

Borg

Matthew J. Walters

Hellboy

Aaron Zell

Vendor

Scott Wahle

Film Executive

John Viener

Police Dispatcher

Kate B. O'Brien

Diner Waitress

Billy Concha

Bachelor Party Guest

Andrew Torres

Jump Rope Guy

Luke Adams

Wedding Announcer

Tara Strong

Ted Toy (voice)

Tiffany

Tiffany

Brittany O'Connor

Cake Girl (uncredited)

Julie Schmid

Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Rose Wakesho

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Katie McCabe

Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)

Stanis Krista Ames

Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)

Claudia Zielke

Baroness Girl (uncredited)

Alexandra Creteau

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Vincent M. Biscione

Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)

Kt Baldassaro

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Laura-Elise Barrett

Booth Girl (uncredited)

Anissa Borrego

Flash Girl (uncredited)

Roseny Carrero

My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)

John Franchi

Bar Patron (uncredited)

Chia Chen

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Lexie Contursi

Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Chassidy Cox

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Nea Dune

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Diana Emuge

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Michelle Fonseca

Courtroom Observer (uncredited)

Enku Gubaie

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

London Hall

Reporter (uncredited)

Isabel Wagner

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Sandra Yap

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Isabella Sanchez

Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

Sagan Rose

Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Elizabeth Pollard

Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)

Tina Grimm

Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

Kim Mulhauser

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Olivia McCarthy

Booth Girl (uncredited)

Sophie Mazzaro

Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)

Anna Maiche

Kissing Couple (uncredited)

Kandiss Lewis

Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)

Toi'ya Leatherwood

Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Christopher Weigel

Well Wisher (uncredited)

Zola Williams

Dancer (uncredited)

Noelle Trudeau

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Lance Norris

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Susan Garfield

Woman at Diner (uncredited)

Dustin Christenson

Attendee (uncredited)

David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff