Adam Sandler

Schecky Moskowitz

Scott LaRose

Dickie Diamond

Tom Hodges

Bob / Schecky's Mother

Lisa Collins

Ellen

Adam Rifkin

Croaker / Miss Spain

Peter Berg

Mort Ginsberg

Billy Zane

King Neptune

Burt Young

General Noriega

Valerie Breiman

Bambi

Ricky Paull Goldin

Terrorist Without Shirt

Warren Selko

Terrorist with Mustache

Billy Bob Thornton

Dave

Allen Covert

Bartender

Steven Brill

Priest

Joe Gieb

Referee

Dan Povenmire

Yellow Teeth

Laura Mraz

Miss Kansas / Liz

Elizabeth Primm

Miss Louisiana / Bunny Miller

Stacey Marie Palmer

Miss Jamaica / Chickie

Lisa C. Vendetti

Miss Israel / Bluebell

Catherine Satterwhite

Miss Arkansas / Pammy

Chris Bogard

Slimy

Milton Berle

Himself (uncredited)

Terry Moore

Mistress