Oliver Platt

Maurice

Stanley Tucci

Arthur

Walker Jones

Maitre D'

Jessica Walling

Attractive Woman

David Lipman

Baker in Kramer's Pastries

E. Katherine Kerr

Gertrude in "Hamlet"

George Guidall

Claudius in "Hamlet"

William Hill

Bernardo in "Hamlet"

Alfred Molina

Sir Jeremy Burtom

Michael Emerson

Burtom's Assistant

Jack O'Connell

Stage Manager

Matt Malloy

Mike / Laertes in "Hamlet"

Ted Blumberg

Francisco in "Hamlet"

Lili Taylor

Lily 'Lil'

Tony Shalhoub

Voltri, First Mate

Teagle F. Bougere

Sheik

Elizabeth Bracco

Pancetta Leaky

Steve Buscemi

Happy Franks

Allison Janney

Maxine (Max)

Matt McGrath

Detective Marco

Richard Jenkins

Johnny Leguard (Frenchman)

Isabella Rossellini

The Veiled Queen

Campbell Scott

Meistrich

Billy Connolly

Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro

Dana Ivey

Mrs. Essendine

Hope Davis

Emily Essendine

Arden Myrin

Stewardess with Luggage

Allan Corduner

Captain

Christopher Pomeroy

Steward

Sarah McCord

Stewardess with the Queen

Lewis J. Stadlen

Bandleader

Phyllis Somerville

Woman at Bar with Pills

Amy Hohn

Woman with Captain

Michael Higgins

Older Man who Drops Dead

Ken Costigan

Bartender with Big Glass

Woody Allen

Audition Director (uncredited)

Pasquale Cajano

Shipmate (uncredited)

Gregg Gilmore

Drummer (uncredited)

Kris Murphy

The Escort (uncredited)

Craig Watkinson

Shipmate (uncredited)