Trey Parker

Joe Cooper

Matt Stone

Doug Remer

Dian Bachar

Squeak Scolari

Yasmine Bleeth

Jenna Reed

Jenny McCarthy

Yvette Denslow

Ernest Borgnine

Ted Denslow

Robert Vaughn

Baxter Cain

Trevor Einhorn

Joey Thomas

Bob Costas

Bob Costas

Al Michaels

Al Michaels

Robert Stack

Robert Stack

Reggie Jackson

Reggie Jackson

Dan Patrick

Dan Patrick

Kenny Mayne

Kenny Mayne

Tim McCarver

Tim McCarver

Pat O'Brien

Pat O'Brien

Jim Lampley

Jim Lampley

Dale Earnhardt

Dale Earnhardt

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Victoria Silvstedt

Victoria Silvstedt

Reel Big Fish

Reel Big Fish

Curt Gowdy

World Series Announcer (voice)

Justin Chapman

Little Coop

Matt Murray

Little Remer

Mark Goodson

Dirk Jansen

Peter Navy Tuiasosopo

Ed Tuttle

Robert E. Lee

New Jersey Informant

Greg Grunberg

Wilke - New Jersey Informant

Michael Garvey

San Antonio Defender

Paul Michael Robinson

Mime Psych-Out

Kevin Michael Richardson

Peripatetic Player

Micah McCain

Heather Kaiser

Cory Oliver

Brittany Kaiser

Keith Gibbs

Davis

Jayme Gallante

Redmond

Francis X. McCarthy

Dr. Kaiser

Blair Besten

Stephanie

Stanley G. Sawicki

Skidmark Steve

Bret Lewis

News Anchor

Richard Johnson

Referee

Joey Diaz

Referee

Michael Matthys

Referee

Jill Gascoine

Hospital Nurse

Charlotte Zucker

Surgery Nurse

John Fink

Surgeon

Kato Kaelin

Driveway Announcer

David Osokow

Driveway Player

Iqbal Theba

Factory Manager

Susan Breslau

Denslow's Niece Susan

Danielle Zucker

Inheritor

Maureen Ardolino

Inheritor

Andrew Herman

Cabbie

Jeff Wright

Fireman

Ray Xifo

Riverdance Referee

Titus Napoleon

Sumo Wrestler

Stephen McHattie

Narrator (voice)

Julie Dolan

Beer Barrel

Janeane Ardolino

Fan

Jeremy Breslau

Fan

Adam Lilling

Fan

Phoebe Lipkis

Fan

Alma Avery

Beers Cheerleader

Nancy Bates

Beers Cheerleader

Kelli Camarena

Beers Cheerleader

Brooke Morales

Beers Cheerleader

Heidi Schweizer

Beers Cheerleader

Jenifer Strovas

Beers Cheerleader

Andrea Wenzel

Beers Cheerleader

Michelle Boehle

Felons Cheerleader

Tani Kristiansen

Felons Cheerleader

Rebecca Lin

Felons Cheerleader

Jeanine Orci

Felons Cheerleader

Jessica Page

Felons Cheerleader

Raydeen Revilla

Felons Cheerleader

Chanel Ryan

Felons Cheerleader

Jeffrey J. Ayers

Fan (uncredited)

Grant Baciocco

Fan Cam Blocking Fan (uncredited)

Joanna Bloem

Woman in Hospital (uncredited)

Greg Bronson

Surgeon (uncredited)

Aaron Brooks

Fan (uncredited)

Mike Butters

Baseketball Referee (uncredited)

Krystal Cantrell

Fan (uncredited)

Cathy Carlson

Slacker (uncredited)

Troy Christian

Riverdancing Football Player #55 (uncredited)

Dave Cox

Denslow's Assistant (uncredited)

Mia Crowe

Mimi Lee (uncredited)

Alan Doshna

Fan (uncredited)

Alexandra Ella

Horrified Fan (uncredited)

C.B. Spencer

Beers Ballgirl (uncredited)

Courtney Ford

Scoreboard Girl (uncredited)

John Forker

Fan (uncredited)

Maria Celeste Genitempo

Fan (uncredited)

Cameron Glenar

Fan (uncredited)

Lloyd Gordon

Umpire / Dancer (uncredited)

Casey Hendershot

Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited)

Charles Hough

LA World Series Pitcher (archive footage) (uncredited)

James Huffman

Fan Who Gets Hit in Face (uncredited)

Spencer Kayden

Outraged Fan (uncredited)

Brian Kirchoff

Reporter (uncredited)

Jessica Lee

Cheerleader (uncredited)

Shannon Malone

Cheerleader (uncredited)

Patrick McCracken

Watson (uncredited)

Karolyna Medina

Fan (uncredited)

Kelly Monaco

Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited)

Tom Muzila

Security Guard (uncredited)

Hiromi Nishiyama

Masseuse (uncredited)

Linda O'Neil

Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader (uncredited)

Bridget Oberlin

Roswell Alien (uncredited)

Raphael Sbarge

Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited)

Michael Schmidt

Grumsky (uncredited)

Rick Solis

Baseketball Fan (uncredited)

Dylan Tarason

Maxwell (uncredited)

David Zucker

Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited)

Matt Sloan

Darcy