Elliott Gould

Casey Frank

Carol Kane

Barbara Dent

Hamilton Camp

Undercrawl

Rae Dawn Chong

Circe Lafemme

Bill Macy

Pop Gumm

Charles Gray

Mr. Dent

Howard Cosell

Ernie / Narrator

Bob Uecker

Joe

Shelley Duvall

Host

Murphy Dunne

Smiley

Mina Kolb

Widow Bleacher

Beans Morocco

Charlie

Tim Haldeman

Georgie

Warren Berlinger

Marty Williams

Jay Johnstone

Blake

Tom Niedenfuer

Flynn

John Achorn

The Umpire

Bill Saluga

Cook

Martha Reed

Vilma