Mean Machine
26/12/2001
2h

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Cast


Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan


David Kelly
Doc


David Hemmings
Governor


Ralph Brown
Burton


Vas Blackwood
Massive


Robbie Gee
Trojan


Geoff Bell
Ratchett


John Forgeham
Sykes


Sally Phillips
Tracey


Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet


Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely


Jason Statham
Monk


Martin Wimbush
Z
David Reid
Barman
David Cropman
Second Barman
Tim Perrin
Policeman
Paul Mari
Policeman


Nicholas Moss
Hayter


Stephen Walters
Nitro


Andrew Grainger
Ketch


Jamie Sives
Chiv


Adam Fogerty
Mouse


Rocky Marshall
Cigs
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Jerome McFife


Omid Djalili
Raj
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