What a Mess!
30/03/1995
2h 23m

A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
Cast


Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow


Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow


Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova


Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski


Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich


Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant


Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer


Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador


Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife


Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich


Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Aleksandr Voroshilo
Kozma


Nonna Mordyukova
Registry Office Worker


Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker


Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor


Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra


Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer


Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter


Irina Apeksimova
Step performer


Valery Nikolaev
Step performer


Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov


Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov


Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum


Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier


Vladimir Gusev
General


Gennady Matveev
General


Boris Smorchkov
General


Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat


Lev Borisov
Mafiosi


Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Ivan Martynov
Mafiosi
Sergey Ruban
Mafiosi


Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard


Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard


Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend


Nina Alisova
Meloman


Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman


Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father


Vladimir Menshov
Russian President


Aleksei Buldakov


Marina Golub


Aleksey Yakubov


Elena Bushueva
Aleksandr Nikitchenko
O. Puchkova


Aleksandr Ryzhkov


Pyotr Merkuryev


Lyudmila Velikaya
Olga Streltsova
Viktor Eltsov
T. Chudotvortseva
Ira Davydova
Natasha Davydova


Lyudmila Larionova
Vyacheslav Solovyov
Ekaterina Krol


Anatoly Kalmykov


Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)
Pavel Remnyov
(uncredited)
Timur Kogan
(uncredited)


Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)


Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Oleg Kozhemyakin
(uncredited)
Leonid Aleksandrov
(uncredited)
Irina Borodulina
(uncredited)


Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)
Irina Davydova
(uncredited)


Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)


Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)


Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)


Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara
(uncredited)
Sergey Labyrin
(uncredited)


Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Andrey Tunik
(uncredited)


Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
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