Kal Penn

Edward

Adam Campbell

Peter

Jennifer Coolidge

White Bitch

Jayma Mays

Lucy

Faune Chambers Watkins

Susan

Crispin Glover

Willy

Tony Cox

Bink

Héctor Jiménez

Mr. Tumnus

Darrell Hammond

Captain Jack Swallows

Carmen Electra

Mystique

David Carradine

Museum Curator

Fred Willard

Aslo

Kevin McDonald

Harry Potter

George Alvarez

Ron

Crista Flanagan

Hermoine

Dana Seltzer

Flight Attendant

Dane Farwell

Albus Dumbledore

Tad Hilgenbrink

Cyclops

Jim Piddock

Magneto

Vince Vieluf

Wolverine

Kahshanna Evans

Storm

Lindsey Kraft

Rogue

Jareb Dauplaise

Nacho Libre

Rico Rodriguez

Chanchito

Danny Jacobs

Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch

David Lehre

Ashton Kutcher

James Walker Sr.

Samuel Jackson

Tysen Knight

Kanye West

Alla Petrou

Paris Hilton

Gregory Jbara

Mel Gibson

Jill Latiano Howerton

Singing Pirate Girl

Abe Spigner

Flavor Flav

Shawn McDonald

P. Diddy Faun

Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad

Katt Williams

Harry Beaver (voice)

Nick Steele

Lead Archer

Brennan Thomas

Woodsman

David J. Catching

Aslo's Camp Band

Jesse Hughes

Aslo's Camp Band

Brian O'Connor

Aslo's Camp Band

Gene Trautmann

Aslo's Camp Band

Kenny Yates

Pirate with Heart

D.J. Dierker

Pirate

Taran Killam

Pirate

Jeremy Rowley

Pirate

Qiana Chase

Pirate Wench

Jillian Grace

Pirate Wench

Masha Lund

Pirate Wench

Pollyanna Uruena

Pirate Wench

Sara Jean Underwood

Pirate Wench

Olivia Hardt

Cribs Faun

Zee James

Cribs Faun

Ginny Jones

Cribs Faun

Britten Kelley

Cribs Faun

Arielle Vandenberg

Cribs Faun

Heather Storm

Aslo's Girl

Irina Voronina

Jogging Girl

Audra Lynn

Wardrobe Girl

Darko Belgrade

James Bond

Brookelyn Freed

Bond Girl

Sabi Dorr

Blacksmith

David Whatley-Zepeda

Silas the Monk

Mike Grief

Prison Guard

Mary Castro

Breast Bite Woman

Ron Léroy

Nose Bite Guy

Thomas Van Tassel

Crotch Bite Guy

Lichelle D. Ebner

Morphed Mystique

Paul Zies

Thug

Roscoe Lee Browne

Narrator (voice)

Ronald Lee Clark

Oompa Loompa

Joe Gieb

Oompa Loompa

Arturo Gil

Oompa Loompa

Ricardo Gil

Oompa Loompa

Michael Lee Gogin

Oompa Loompa

Joseph S. Griffo

Oompa Loompa

Pancho Moler

Oompa Loompa

Mighty Mike Murga

Oompa Loompa

Mark Povinelli

Oompa Loompa

Jon Simanton

Oompa Loompa

David Steinberg

Oompa Loompa

John Tamaki

Oompa Loompa

Kevin Thompson

Oompa Loompa

Tyce Diorio

Willy Dance Double

Richard Steelo Vasquez

Curator Dance Double

Megan Hiratzka

Dancing Pirate Girl

Samantha Faye Lee

Dancing Pirate Girl

Philip Albuquerque

Breakdancing Pirate

Jaime Burgos III

Breakdancing Pirate

Oren Michaeli

Breakdancing Pirate

Frankie DeMiranda

Dancing Soldier

Chadd Smith

Madd Chadd

Anwar Burton

Michael Jackson

Yousef Abu-Taleb

Daniel

Kevin Hart

Silas (uncredited)

Scott L. Schwartz

Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)

Monica Ford

The Hot Nun (uncredited)

John Eric Brown

Warrior (uncredited)

Jon Overgaauw

Oompa Loompa (uncredited)

Donna Russo

Oompa Loompa (uncredited)

Phillip Sanchez

Monk (uncredited)

Matt Weinglass

Warrior (uncredited)

Michelle Lang

Bond Girl

Dave Gist

Man-Boobs! (uncredited)