Jon Lovitz

Brande Roderick

James Chalke

Yolanda Vargas

Keaton Roderick Cadrez

Daniel

Alyssa Anthony

Ashley

Lyric Renzoni

Little Girl

Steven Chase

Tony Romano

Melissa Ann Pollack

Housewife Jo Ann

Courtney Akbar

Tina

Melinda Rad

Housewife Gigi/Background Talent

Jack Vecchio

Uncle Vito

Reese Warren

Bella

Kekoa Parker

Beau

Robert J. Fox

Dougie

Sarah Assumma

Bianca

Venera Barsukova

Student

Kenny Ray Powell

Jasper

James Chalke

Big Freddie

Michael Bassano

James/Sir Blake/Announcer (as Michael Welch)

Roberto Manzoni

Gino

Chris Cope

Officer Ernie

Lauren Krause

Dispatcher (voice)

Dan Cheatham

Dr. Hans

Johnell Powell

Maureen

Nick Annunziata

Brandon

Michael Cervantes

Josh

Nicoletta Hanssen

Waitress

Melissa Rak

Waitress

Joe Laporta

Guy in Pub

Aiden Anthony

Background Talent

Crystal Anthony

Background Talent

Michael Asghari

Background Talent

Frank Assumma

Background Talent

Melanie Assumma

Background Talent

David Berardi

Background Talent

Nestor Berardi

Background Talent

Teann Berardi

Background Talent

Madison Corn

Background Talent

Kevin Eilenberg

Background Talent

Lauren Eilenberg

Background Talent

Laura Judy

Background Talent

Paris Kincaid

Background Talent

Theresa Kudrle

Background Talent

David Lepper

Background Talent

Sean Rad

Background Talent

Zoya Rad

Background Talent

Sabina Ray

Background Talent

Tonya Warren

Background Talent

Helleney Maurie

Avila Student (uncredited)

Dominic Bagarozzi

Joey (uncredited)

John Meacham

TV Santa (uncredited)