Willa Fitzgerald

Connie

John Magaro

Paul

Vondie Curtis-Hall

Samuel

Catherine Curtin

Lena

Richard Kind

Jack

Sullivan Jones

Barry

Bruce Campbell

Richard Nixon (voice)

Jon Cryer

H.R. 'Bob' Haldeman (voice)

Ted Raimi

General Al Haig (voice)

Lloyd Kaufman

Jeffries

Marija Abney

Cheryl

Alanna Saunders

Daisy

Claire Saunders

Daffodil

Chris Quintos Cathcart

Rose Mary Woods (voice)

Gina Kreiezmar

Deb

Elle Schneider

Velma

Joshua A. Friedman

Fred

Dan Mirvish

Radio Announcer (voice)

Donald Ray Schwartz

OMB Larry (voice)

Samantha Michele Buchanan

Diana (voice)