Stan Laurel

Oliver Hardy

Mae Busch

Mrs. Hardy

Billy Gilbert

Doctor / Prof. von Schwarzenhoffen

Charlie Hall

Receptionist / Postman / Delivery Man

Tiny Sandford

Warden

Walter Long

Maxie Long

Charles Middleton

Commandant

Richard Cramer

Judge Beaumont / Captain

Eddie Conrad

Prof. O'Brien

Pat Harmon

Stationmaster

Arnold Marquis

God

Charles McMurphy

Patrolman

Forbes Murray

Banker

Harry Schultz

Captain Schultz

Richard Tucker

Banker Smith

Ben Turpin

Cross-Eyed Plumber

Gerd Vespermann

Petrus

Leo Willis

Sailor

James Finlayson

Man with Toothache / Christmas Tree Customer