Johnathon Schaech

Teddy

Rod Taylor

Daddy-O

Susie Porter

Angie

Dee Smart

Krystal

Richard Moir

Reggie

Maggie Kirkpatrick

Ginger

Barry Humphries

Blind Wally

Mark Wilson

Duffy

Paul Mercurio

Midget

Stan Yarramunua

Young Lionel

Bob Oxenbould

Moose

Janice Oxenbould

Big Pat

Daniel Rigney

Small Kenny

David Hoey

Dirty Dean

Con Demetriou

Darren

Tina Louise

Bella

Rachel Griffiths

Sylvia

Chelsea Brown

Maude

Adryn White

Herbie

Felix Williamson

Jerome

Kevin Copeland

Plato

Alan Finney

Barman

Bella Cooper

Leigh Ann

Cale Morgan

Damien

Julie Andrews

Maria (archive footage)

Stephan Elliott

Truck Driver (uncredited)