Divine

Divine / Babs Johnson

David Lochary

Raymond Marble

Mary Vivian Pearce

Cotton

Mink Stole

Connie Marble

Danny Mills

Crackers

Edith Massey

Edie

Channing Wilroy

Channing

Cookie Mueller

Cookie

Paul Swift

The Egg Man

Susan Walsh

Suzie

Linda Olgeirson

Linda

Pat Moran

Patty Hitler (Party Guest in Nazi Uniform)

Jack Walsh

John Vader

Bob Skidmore

Delivery Boy

Pat Lefaiver

Etta

Jackie Sidel

Merle

Julie Munshauer

Party Guest

Steve Yeager

Nat Curzan from "The Tattler"

Nancy Crystal

Sandy Sandstone

George Figgs

Bongo Player

John Oden

Goldstein

George Stoll

Party Guest

David Gluck

The Singing Asshole

Elizabeth Coffey

Chick with a Dick

Margie Donnelly

Snake Charmer

Margie Skidmore

Brunette in Park

Berenica Cipcus

Blonde in Park

Iris Burman

Deli Customer / Party Guest

Randy Burman

Man at Deli with Hot Dog Pack / Party Guest

Don Blumberg

Drummer

Vincent Peranio

Accordian Player

Bob Adams

Uniformed Police Officer

Mark Lazarus

Plainclothes Officer

David Lehman

Plainclothes Officer

Catriona Maloney

Alice

Richard Keller

Cab Driver

Charlie Swope

Uniformed Police Officer

Barry Golome

Party Guest

Ed Peranio

Party Guest

Elia Katz

Army Guy

Steve Waters

Jogger

Billy Davis

Party Guest (deleted scenes)

Howard Gruber

Party Guest Sniffing Popper

Van Smith

Guest at Party in Drag

Chuck Yeaton

Party Guest

Laurie Birnbaum

Party Guest

Lenny Taylor

Party Guest

Trick Grantham

Party Guest

Mark Isherwood

Party Guest

Randy Damm

Party Guest

Alan Reese

Party Guest

Alberta Reese

Party Guest

Cowboy Foulke

Party Guest

David Sanders

Party Guest

Brigette Grey

Party Guest

John Herndon

Party Guest

Ellis Clark

Party Guest

Joe Wilepski

Party Guest

Jimmy Hutzler

Party Guest

Paul Landis

Party Guest

Lawrence Irvine

Trial Videographer

Marina Melin

Alice (uncredited)

Max Mueller

Noodles (uncredited)

John Waters

Mr. J (narration) (uncredited)