Charlie Barnett

Actor-Comedian-Educator / Registrar

Richard Belzer

Man Reading Paper

Joyce Brothers

Great Books Authority

Andrew Dice Clay

Tough Kid

Cathy Lee Crosby

Greatest Hits MC

Deborah Foreman

Coed / Recruiter

Zsa Zsa Gabor

'Star Hungry' Celebrity

Keith Gordon

Mugger

Finis Henderson III

Charlie's 'Mother'

Marques Johnson

Aki Alotadrama

Fiona Lewis

Operator #2

Cheech Marin

Elvis Friend & Fan

John Matuszak

TV Spokesman

Bridget Michele

Operator #1

Philip Michael Thomas

Himself

Shadoe Stevens

L.A. Vice Cop #1 / Spokesperson

Ray Parker, Jr.

L.A. Vice Cop #2