Robbie Coltrane

Charles Bronson as Ken Livingstone

Dawn French

Cher as Joan Ruddock

Jennifer Saunders

Brigitte Nielsen as Margaret Thatcher, The Ice Maiden

Peter Richardson

Lee Van Cleef as Tony Benn

Adrian Edmondson

Billy/Prince Charles/Giles Cricket Bat Portland

Leslie Phillips

Sir Horace Cutler

Rik Mayall

Lord Mayor of London

Nigel Planer

TV Presenter

Keith Allen

Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater

Kevin Allen

Nick/London Transport Man/2nd Soldier/3rd Workman

Gary Beadle

Sly

Jimmy Fagg

Soldier/2nd Workman

Malcolm Hardee

2nd Beefeater

Phil Kaufman

Arthur Scargill

Derren Nesbitt

Aide/Neil Kinnock

Nosher Powell

McGahey

Steven O'Donnell

Crazy James Fairchild/Roy

Pete Richens

Harry/Councillor

Ron Tarr

Albert Pierrepoint/Heffer

Katrina Mansoor

Joan's Child

Alice Richardson

Joan's Child

Jack Richardson

Joan's Child