Jim O'Rear

Jumpin' Jim

Bryan Wilson

Bryan the Maniac

Robert Englund

Robert

Tony Todd

T

Danielle Harris

Danielle

William Forsythe

Bill

Ernie Hudson

Ernie

Cerina Vincent

Cerina

Tom Savini

Interrupting Tom

Debbie Rochon

THAT Debbie Rochon

Doug Bradley

Jim's Dad

Daniel Emery Taylor

The Angry Hampster

Ari Lehman

First Jason

Judith O'Dea

Lovely Judy

Billy Drago

Spankin' Bill

Bill Johnson

Spooky Bill

Wil Wheaton

Scapegoat #1

Michael Berryman

Mike

Joseph Pilato

Rainbow Joe

S. William Hinzman

Zombie #1

Ken Sagoes

Paranoid Ken

Scout Taylor-Compton

Scouty

Kris Kristofferson

Kris

James Hampton

James Hampton

Mel Tillis

M...M...M...Mel

Terrance Zdunich

Self

Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy

Lloyd Kaufman

Uncle Lloyd

Shannon Sylvia

Shannon

Beverly Randolph

Bev

Brandon O'Rear

Bucky the Stalker

Bob Bower

Bwana

Rupert Boneham

Rupert

David Polk

Droopy Dave

Mandy Barnett

Mandy

Sandahl Bergman

Self

Mark Burchett

Press Conference Attendee

Jessica Cameron

Awards Show Presenter

Jack Carter

Jack

Andrea Collins

Jim & Bryan's Girlfriend 1

John de Lancie

John

George Demick

Bigfoot George

James Doohan

James (archive footage)

Monique Dupree

Self

Ron Ely

Ron (archive footage)

Norman Fell

Norman (archive footage)

Mandy Hawley

Jim & Bryan's Girlfriend 2

Kevin Herren

WTF Yo guy

Catherine Hicks

Self

Jamey Johnson

What Am I Doing Here?

Robert Keeshan

Bob (archive footage)

Corey Miller

Press Conference Attendee

Lorrie Morgan

Lorrie

Bill Moseley

Bill

Nostradamus

Self

Penelope Paradise

Ass Kicker PP

Butch Patrick

Butch

Jeff Preston

Neurosurgeon Jeff

Meinhardt Raabe

Meinhardt (archive footage)

Saint

Saint

Al Snow

Philosopher Al

P.J. Soles

Self

Fred Travalena

Fred

Juliette Vincent

Anime Fan

Caroline Williams

Self

Jim Wynorski

Self

Ami Taylor

Press Conference Attendee (uncredited)