Jake Head

Ralph's Dad

Christopher Marble

Priest/Extra

Christian Drerup

Ralph's Mom

Mason McNulty

Ralph

Roy Abramsohn

Gavin Johnson

Helen Kennedy

Bree Jones

Amos Vernon

New Zach

William Frederick Knight

Kindly the Cowboy

Lucas Jaye

Kiddo

Deborah Sale Butler

Radio DJ/Infomercial Announcer

Rahm Braslaw

Josh

Kerri Kenney

Joan

Mark Proksch

Teddy

Jelena Williams

Skeet Woman

Thomas Lennon

Tony V

Courtney Pauroso

Cindy

Lindsley Allen

Mom

Juju Journey Brener

Little Girl

Vincent Foster

Robber

Jake Lieberman

Dispatcher

Richard Tanner

Kooky Geneticist

Harrison White

New Zach #3

Skyler Wright

New Zach #9

Alexander Gao

New Zach #10

Madeline Zima

Maiden #1

Aaron Groben

Gareth the Long Knight

Chandra Brenner

Genene/Maiden #2

Pete Humphrey

Bowl Guy

Prettiest Eyes

The Phlegmbats

Marcos Rodriguez

Petey B

Francisco Garcia

Jim

Francisco Casanova

Paco

Lo Mutuc

Lou

Robert Artz

Lou's Dad

Holly Kaplan

Lou's Mom

Raymond Lee

Todd Plotz

Mona Lee Wylde

Rita Sternwig

Christopher Carullo

Groomsman

Eleanor Wells

Maid of Honor

Louie Mandrapilias

Smith Smitherton

Nunzio Randazzo

Dr. Manly/Sheriff Cocker

Daniel Fissmer

Moustache/Beard

Rachel Bower

Intern

Nikki Tilmouth

Ms. Frost

James Clark

Tamarind Bowers

Harwood Gordon

Businessman

Matt Rallis

Scientist #1

Kevin Clough

Scientist #2

Michael Hudson

Scientist #3

Apolla Asteria

Dixie

Cameron Simmons

Rico/Farmer Bud

Genevieve Morton

Veronica Dish

Nick Ballard

Nick

John Gemberling

Frank

Anne-Marie Talmadge

Kimberly

Jamal Wade

Bobby

Kadhja Bonet

Regan

Bridget Scheiner

Brooke

Kit DeZolt

Dash

Zack Segel

Soundwall Stu

Paige Elkington

Soundwall Sally

Iyari Limon

Detective Jules

Tyrone Van Haynes

Detective Boyd

Tim Robbins

Sir Roger Handley III

Carolyn Richards

Chair Woman

Shelley Starrett

Paulina

Julanne Chidi Hill

Amy

Kirby Johnson

Young Paulina

Sashile Wood

Young Amy

Madeleine Coghlan

Rachel

Marcela De Luna

Laura

Katy Mikelle

Vicky

Ed Licht

Cool Office Dude

Susan Sarandon

Tracy Beth

Bob Turton

Hank Frankston

Jon Weinberg

Infomercial Joe

Rick Zieff

Infomercial Announcer

Arianne Few

Whitney

Latoya Shaw

Broken Hearted Girl

Bunny Levine

Diane

Coral Cataldo

Faro

Lucia Hall

Stardust

Erika Stasiuleviciute

Quasar

Robert Paul Taylor

Rod Sledge

Jared Degado

Assistant Sheriff #2

Weyes Blood

Natalie

John Carroll Kirby

Kirby

Nicholas Adams

Extra

Meredith Ambruso

Extra

Maggie Astle

Extra

Joana Briancuesi

Extra

Omar Bulhosen

Extra

Hector Amavizca

Extra

Jorge Alvarado Cortés

Extra

Pedro Alvarado Cortés

Extra

Christina Dunlop

Extra

Erik Escobar

Extra

Dulce Muñoz Galván

Extra

Emilia Gorczyca

Extra

Julia Greene

Extra

Isabelle Gremillion

Extra

Jay Huff

Extra

Aubrianne LaDuke

Extra

Jachen Mackner

Extra

Rajasri Mallikajuna

Extra

Jackie Muha

Extra

Kenneth Oliver

Extra

John Oltean

Extra

Gianvula Randazzo

Extra

Christina Ray

Extra

Yugi San

Extra

Carl Solomon

Extra

Halcyon Svor-Bernstein

Extra

Hannah Telle

Extra

Andrea Ulrich

Extra

Jamie VeZolles

Extra

Samira Winter

Extra

Curtis Zuckman

Extra

Jaron Adams

Skater (uncredited)

Sophia Savage

Delilah Foxx (uncredited)