Mel B

Mel B

Emma Bunton

Emma

Melanie C

Mel C

Geri Halliwell-Horner

Geri

Victoria Beckham

Victoria

Richard E. Grant

Clifford

Alan Cumming

Piers

George Wendt

Film Producer

Claire Rushbrook

Deborah

Mark McKinney

Graydon

Richard O'Brien

Damien

Roger Moore

Chief

Kevin Allen

TV Director

Devon Anderson

Jack

Michael Barrymore

Mr. Step

Richard Briers

Bishop

Simon Chandler

Hospital Parent

Elvis Costello

Elvis Costello

David Fahm

Enzo

Jason Flemyng

Brad

Neil Fox

Radio DJ (Voice)

Stephen Fry

Judge

Bob Geldof

Bob Geldof

Llewella Gideon

Nurse

Guy Gowan

Waiter

Jools Holland

Musical Director

Bob Hoskins

Bob Hoskins

Barry Humphries

Kevin McMaxford

Elton John

Elton John

Craig Kelly

Nervous Guy

Hugh Laurie

Poirot

Meat Loaf

Dennis

Marian McLoughlin

Hospital Parent

Kevin McNally

Policeman

Naoko Mori

Nicola

Neil Mullarkey

Barnaby

Steven O'Donnell

Jess

Bill Paterson

Brian

Jonathan Ross

Jonathan Ross

Jennifer Saunders

Fashionable Woman

Simon Shepherd

Doctor

Catherine Shipton

Midwife

Peter Sissons

Newsreader

Denise Stephenson

Jack & Evie's Mother

Perdita Weeks

Evie

Dominic West

Photographer

Simon Ellis

Spice Band

Andy Gangadeen

Spice Band

Paul Gendler

Spice Band

Fergus Gerrand

Spice Band

Steve Lewinson

Spice Band

Michael Martin

Spice Band

Hugh Cecil

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