Fran Drescher

Sondra Banning

Mews Small

Connie Main

Dana Carvey

Dwayne Bimster

Dorothy Constantine

Elaine Bimster

Edith Fields

Mrs. Bodkey

Lucy Lee Flippin

Peggy Smetch

Terry Kiser

Howard Levinthal

Howard Mann

Vince Borsalino

Dean R. Miller

Brian

Alley Mills

Sheila Danner

John Roarke

Coach Blot

Michael W. Schwartz

Donald

Lyman Ward

Dick Danner

George Wendt

Avery Lumpig

Mary Woronov

Nicole Dunning

Dey Young

Debby Bimster

Allan Arbus

Dr. Smetch

Rhoda Gemignani

Bernice Borsalino

Justin Dana

Herbert Danner

Roger Wilson

Jerry

Mina Kolb

Beatrice Hoving

Peter Palmer

Olaf Munsen

Jeff Pomerantz

Pete Borsalino

James Booth

Carter Main

Woody Brown

Mickey Main

Joshua Billings

Museum Guard

Seymour Cassel

Dr. Klapper

George Caldwell

Cop in Diner

Gary Watkins

Cop in Diner

Nathan Davis

Arthur Levinthal

Earl Montgomery

Conductor

Sandy Ward

Walt Bimster

Sally Marr

Hanna Levinthal

Robert Miano

Luiz de Arturo

Sam Vlahos

Servant

Hap Lawrence

Minister

Lucinda Ziesing

Nurse

Jacqueline Percher

Kid in Classroom

Nicholas Shields

Truck Driver

Jan Marie Teige

Tammy Funchley

Laura Lee Teige

Tracy Funchley

Allan Warnick

Edmund

Georgette Williams

Woman in Market

Jill Jaress

TV Reporter

Larry Hankin

Binney

Norman Alexander Gibbs

Dr. Troutman

Scott Williamson

Andre

David Greenlee

Homer

Richard Foronjy

Captain Jenker

Beans Morocco

Mr. Greshbit (as Dan Barrows)