Dave Peniuk

Todd Boogjumper

Angela Galanopoulos

Rachel Diaz

Darren Andrichuk

Mel Boogjumper

Emma Docker

Amy Henderson

Chris Allen

Barry Brown

Starlise Waschuk

Georgia Somers

Terry Mullett

Johann Van Damme

Cynthia Chalmers

Alice Wainwright

Gerald Gerald Geraldson

Mrs. Van Damme

Hans Potter

Shelby Hammersmith

Katherine Alpen

Verta

Jason Asuncion

Jesus Hernandez Jr.

Andrea Bang

Angela Park

Stephanie Bally

Waffle

Léonie Armstrong

Rod

Niall King

Aids

Kyle Fines

Officer Bert Gaybert

Leslie Schwetz

Ethel Gorf

Deb Graf

Scrotar the Squirrel

Nikki Wallin

Dawn Childress

Caroe Sandoval

Mavis Boogjumper

Allendra Paton

Young Johann

Les Puchala

Johann #2

Ali Hemraj

Johann #3

Joey Diaz

The Doomed

Petar Gagic

Johann #4

Shawn Bordoff

Crapsey

Molly Wilson

Claudia Clemp

Janna MacDonald

Colleen Travis

Jake Anthony

Arnold

Dawn Williamson

Susanne

Bree Woodill

Skinny Dipper

Luca Zgraggen

Evil Chicken (voice)

Miles Ellis

Bloody Crotch Guy

Kenneth Tynan

Man Dingo Jr.

Katherine Kadler

Ida B. Gone

Jamie Campbell

Momma's Boy

Dylan Gullery

Restin Pete

Star Martin

Mimi McMortman

Moe Golkar

Jerry Falcone

Joshua Roy

Chris P. Bacon

Derek Lundblad

Fuzzy Numchuk

Anthony Prasad

Captain Jonny Earstab

Chiara Soligo-Hudson

Sally Spitz

Shannon LeClerc

Lumberjill

Patricia Louis

Polly Amorous

Amelia Ross

Velma Vorifice

Andrew Catherwood

Brandon High

Edward Collins

Second Lieutenant Jamal P. Skywalker III

Daryl Bergmann

Justin Case

Shannon Werry

Jess Killmey

Morris Jacobs

Cindi Stabbing

Eston Rawlins

Richard Patterson

Felix Climaxx

Viola Vomitson

Sam Chui

Wally Screetmaz

Dan Heinz

Bif Bufenstien

Andrew Malanchuk

Druw Tattoo

Ruthann Houston Marcus

Marcus Bag Lady Betty

Molly Taylor

Pukus Von Castlehausin

Dani Thibert

Stacy Nuke'em

Bernard Houston

Eddie '2 Clutch' Manson

Terra French

Red Feather

Talisa Marks

Denise Patterson

Gurjoot Toor

Gorelina McBloodyton

Nicole Cino

Charlie Maraschino

Julien Durant

Caine (uncredited)

Matt Frame

Scrotar the Squirrel #2 (uncredited)

David Hardware

Down Syndrome David (uncredited)

Bennett Taylor

Timothy Spitz (uncredited)