Vicki Pepperdine

Ellen

Johnny Vegas

Ray

Jack Carroll

Pete

Antonio Aakeel

Omar

Kevin Eldon

Ken

Asim Chaudhry

Irfan

Sarah Hoare

Amy

Nitin Ganatra

Malik

Tom Binns

Fortune Teller

Stephanie Fayerman

Gran

Hayley Tamaddon

Sara

Darshan Jariwala

Saftar

Natalie Davis

Parveen

Peter Slater

Security Guard

Janice Connolly

Barbara

Phil Ellis

Ice Cream Man

Shila Iqbal

Nadia

Steve Cain

Kevin

Neelam Bakshi

Tazim

Naithan Ariane

Sadiq

Emily Spowage

Karen

Christopher Hollinshead

Mike

George Jewell Hanson

Young Pete

Usaim Younnis

Young Omar

Ali Khan

Ray's Wife

Yogesh Virmani

Grandma Wakas

Bhim Virmani

Grandad Waka

Irfan Nazir

Hasma

Ali Abbas

Akeel

Sanjay Parka

Hamza

Kamran Khan

Mohammed

Atif Rehman

Abdul

Teresa Mondo

Grandma Sajida

Margaret Masood

Auntie Asma

Ajmal Yousuf

Akeel / Aunty Eraj

Mustafa Amir

Imran

Saara Nawaz

Auntie

Aarya Dalvi

Romana

Natalie Davies

Parveen

Eugene Rangayah

Uncle Bilal

Jasvinder Jhumat

Super Sex Pen Model

Meghan Carroll

Isobel

Ella Foster

Girl in Arcade

Daniel Wallace

Stacey

Miroslav Andjelkovic

Tramp

Jason Redshaw

Tooty Frooty

David Charles-Cully

Fruitty Licious

Dave Simon

Party Goer