Griff Rhys Jones

Harry Clark

Elaine Paige

Anne Clark

Laura Claire Duerden

Mary Clark

Benjie Lawrence

John Clark

Charlotte Coleman

Irene Blakely

Ian Hart

Christie

Aidan Gillen

Martin Kemp (as Adrian Murphy)

Jake D'Arcy

Peter Taylor

Mary Ann Reid

Mrs Taylor

Louis Emerick

Bill

James Culshaw

Griff

Al T. Kossy

Roy Brabham

Mitzi Mueller

Rocking Woman

Sandra Gough

Housing Officer

Iain McColl

Older Cop

Ian Sexon

Younger Cop

Grace Kirby

Nursery Teacher

Jill Balcon

Magistrate

Johnny Irvine

Old Man (uncredited)