Jessica Zwolak

Betty

Debbie Rochon

Dr Cate Thulu

Paul Mcginnis

Tim

Michael Thurber

Mr. Racquel

Lloyd Kaufman

Dr. Foin

Sam Qualiana

Dutch

Robert Bozek

Nurse Herbie East

Michael O'Hear

Detective Bartles

Alexander S. McBryde

Detective James

Brooke Lewis Bellas

Voice of the Boobs (voice)

Tim O'Hearn

Gearz

Julian Dickman

Tickbite

Brittani Hare

Sandra DeeDee

Drew Bialy

Duane

Matthew King

Mulruney

Sephera Giron

Madame Selena

Erika Frase

Cheryl

Roy Frumkes

Milk Victim

Kathy Murphy

Angry Woman

Steve Boliek, Jr.

Art Critic

John Renna

Bartender Bart

Tia Maurice

Shelly

Tamar Lamberson

Nose Job Woman

Kim Piazza

Wendy

Sherri Lyn Litz

Linda

Hernan Caraballo

Bumbling Cop #1

Andrew Elias

Bumbling Cop #2

Nick Lama

Bumbling Cop #3

Bill Brown

Retiring Cop

Matt Reese

Shrieking Man

Cheryl Szymczak

Receptionist

Marcus Ganci-Rotella

Boy Toy

Brandon Devine

Motorboat Victim

Dale Rugg

Pretty Man

Sheri Fairchild

Niagara Falls Chick #1

Leanne Downey

Niagara Falls Chick #2

Michael Paul Will

Bouncer

Kaelin Lamberson

Angry Girl

Anthony Michael Fiorella

Wayward Youth

Mick O'Keefe

Best Death Man

Jennifer McMahon

Irritated Woman

Michael Gesel

Slow Guy

James Williams

Big Guy

Frank Nicosia

Pogo Stick Man

Rod Durick

Pepe

Christopher Fire

Tie Guy Victim #1

Steven Metiver

Tie Guy Victim #2

Armand John Petri

Leather Bar Corpse

Carmine Capobianco

Carmine's Head