Julie Walters

Mavis

George Lapham

Danny

David Rappaport

Arthur

Robert Kingswell

Ronnie

Joe Black

Mavis' Dad

Ken Campbell

Tim Rickett

Janet Henfrey

Teacher

John Abineri

Playwright

Rosalind March

Sarah

Otto Diamant

Bruckenhaur

Dan Gregory

Cyril

Hugo Bower

German Dentist

Wolf Kahler

German Interviewer

Bert Parnaby

Phone Poet

Christopher Ellison

Telecom Engineer

Malcolm Terris

Pub Landlord

Charles Pemberton

Pub Man

Didi Hopkins

Waitress

Jeanne Doree

Dad's Neighbour

Tracy Harper

Blind Phone Freak

Jude North

Author 'The Kid'

Alex Porwal

Ambulance Man

Roger McKern

Policeman

Deborah-Jane Sharpe

Newscaster

Susan Dowdall

Passerby

Geoffrey Collins

Telephone Voice

Arnold Diamond

Telephone Voice

Henry Stamper

Telephone Voice

Dave Lee Travis

DJ - Himself