Kung-Fu and Titties (2013)

Kung-Fu and Titties

09/08/2013

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Fantasy

Comedy

Action

Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.

Cast

Sean Molnar

Richard Titties

Dante Briggins

Shirtless Guy

Jonathan Kline

Marv

Dixon Mason

Jenny

Seregon O'Dassey

Cynthia

Raine Brown

Evan Goldstein

Black Lightning

Christian Acevedo

Thug #4

Robin Corneby

Woman on Horse

David Johanson

Random Guy

Mike Marino

Gorilla

Sophia Disgrace

Techno Babe

John Archer Lundgren

Zeefros

Michael Emery

Thug #3

Crystal Parra Acevedo

Tiffany

Leah Bay

Captive Woman

Bronson Pinchot

The Beaver

Chiva Soriano

Bethany

Dawn Jones

Annoying Slave

Kecia Craigg

Singing Slave

Jody Ebert

Thug #1

Hunter Schlesinger

Bum #1

Mark Migdal

Bum #2

Joseph McConnell

Bum #3

Kevin Kolack

Army Bob

Lori Cecilia

Amanda

Mike Reineke

Psycho Thug

Dan Truman

Thug #5

Tony Aidan Vo

Thug #6

Jeannette Trexler

Roxanne

Karl 'Kung Fu' Guy

Thug #7

Adam Czaplinski

Thug #12

Salvatore Toarmina

Thug #13

Shawn C. Phillips

The Instructor

Mike Finelli

Naked Bartender

Evelyn Vinyl

Tea

Miss Mary Cyn

Maria

Reagan Leonard

Collins

Sam Masotto

J.J.

Doug Drucker

Thug #10

Sean Bennett

Thug #11

Chet Hardaway

Thug #8

Stanislav Shkilnyi

Victor

Rowan Bousaid

The Croatian

John Williams

Thug #9

Benedict Hudson

Thug #14

Robert Weba

Thug #2

Steven Potenzieri

Christian

Bettina Skye

Oksana

Alisa Lova

Natalia

Loria Vlies

Future

Cosimo Camporeale

Croatian #1

Rob Cottignies

Croatian #2

Maurice Avalishvili

Croatian #3

Jonathan Avalishvili

Croatian #4

Joe Poltrictzky

Croatian #5

Christopher Stadulis

Ivan

Raelynn Finelli

Little Girl

Jeanine Hill

Slave (uncredited)