Neil Tennant

Self

Chris Lowe

Self

Barbara Windsor

Seaside Landlady/Neil's mother

Joss Ackland

Priest/Murderer

Neil Dickson

Pilot/Car Salesman/Coachman

Gareth Hunt

Uncle Dredge/Postcard Seller/Ventriloquist

Dominique Barnes

Girl at the Beach/Girl Hitchhiker/Girl on the Bicycle

Carmen du Sautoy

Cafe Waitress

Stephanie Buttle

Dancer

Heavon Grant

Dancer

Natalie Roles

Dancer

Chris Tudor

Dancer

Tom Searle

Dancer

Clair Becker

Dancer

Nicholas Haley

Schoolboy

Jonathan Haley

Schoolboy

Lisa Hendry

Dancer

Emma Hendry

Dancer

Lyndsey Cole

Dancer

Christopher Hall

Dancer

Lisa Jones

Dancer

Michelle Nelson

Dancer

Voyd

Dancer

Klondyke Kate

Mud Wrestler

Mitzi Mueller

Mud Wrestler

Chris Chering

Skinhead

Symond Lawes

Skinhead

Gavin Watson

Skinhead

Paul Sexton

Skinhead

S.J. Versey

Cast Member

Wyn McLeod

Cast Member

Audrey Kirby

Cast Member

Kevin Duffield

Cast Member

Lillian Coyle

Cast Member

Christopher Coyle

Cast Member

Christopher Gabriel

Cast Member

Terry Fisher

Cast Member

Tabby

Cast Member

The Beach Bikers

Biker Gang

The X Posse

Street Corner Rappers

Michael Bayliss

Puppeteer

Peter Salem

Violinist