Steve Coogan

Tony Wilson

Lennie James

Alan

Paddy Considine

Rob

Shirley Henderson

Lindsay

Andy Serkis

Martin

John Simm

Bernard

Ralf Little

Hooky

Danny Cunningham

Shaun

Sean Harris

Ian

Kate Magowan

Yvette

John Thomson

Charles

Peter Kay

Don Tonay

Nigel Pivaro

Actor at Granada

Martin Hancock

Howard

Mark Windows

Johnny Rotten

Dave Gorman

John the Postman

Paul Popplewell

Paul

Ron Cook

Derek

Raymond Waring

Vini

Mark E. Smith

Punter

Naomi Radcliffe

Twitchy Girl

Tim Horrocks

Steve

Rob Brydon

Ryan Letts

Howard DeVoto

Cleaner

Collette Cooper

Sadie

Tracy Cunliffe

Other Girl in Nosh Van

Enzo Cilenti

Saville

Duncan Whitworth

Jez

Michael Mitchell Jr.

Simon

Claire Lever

Assistant

Neil Bell

Aspiring Singer

Aidan Cross

Goth

Simon Pegg

Journalist

Elizabeth Kelly

Ian's Gran

Darren Tighe

Mike Pickering

Chris Coghill

Bez

Anna Tyborczyk

Gillian

Peter Gunn

Farmer

Dan Hope

Mark

Nick Clarke

Gaz

Margi Clarke

Actor in Corridor

Gary 'Mani' Mounfield

Sound Engineer

Smug Roberts

Railway Guard

Clint Boon

2nd Railway Guard

Toby Salaman

Sir Keith Joseph

Conrad Murray

Bailey Brother

Martin Coogan

Chris Nagle

Rowetta

Rowetta

Kieran O'Brien

Nathan

Paul Ryder

Pel

Roger Kennedy

Doorman Sam

Sean Cernow

Little Pel

Fiona Allen

Cloakroom Girl

Helen Schlesinger

Hilary

Joshua McNicholas

Oliver

Tony Wilson

Studio Director

Keith Allen

Roger Ames

Dino

Wise Guy

A. Bowser

Wise Guy

Gary Roberts

Wise Guy

Christopher Eccleston

Boethius (uncredited)

Terri Seymour

Wheel of Fortune Hostess (uncredited)

Kenny Baker

Elephant Cleaner at Chester Zoo (uncredited)

Mike Pickering

DJ (uncredited)

Simon Ding Archer

Glen Matlock (uncredited)

Daniel Lestuzzi

Football Thug (uncredited)