C.O.D.
03/07/1981
2h
Albert Zack is a struggling, bumbling, advertising salesman hired to save the Beaver Bra Company from impending doom. He is charged with signing five specific, world-famous, busty woman as endorsers for the bra line. Silly antics and situations occur as he tries, mostly in various costumes, to get close enough to these women to make his pitch for their signature. Working against him are two board members who stand to gain if the company fails. As he circles the globe in search of these signatures, he is faced with a variety of challenges, one of which is a relationship with his own secretary.
Cast
Chris Lemmon
Albert Zack
Nicholas Saunders
T.B. Dumore
Marilyn Joi
Debbie Winter
Carole Davis
Contessa Bazzini
Samantha Fox
Female Reporter
Ron Jeremy
Male Reporter
Dolly Dollar
Christina Werner
Corinne Wahl
Cheryl Westwood
Andrew MacMillan
President Foster
Pat Finnegan
First Lady
Teresa Ganzel
Lisa Foster
John Otis
Leonard Dumore
Jennifer Richards
Lydia Wasserman
Richie Allan
Landlord
Michelle Mais
Rita
Michael Holms
Piano Player
Vera Lockwood
Albert's Mother
Joanne Baron
Rosalie
Olivia Pascal
Holly Fox
Bryan Englund
Cab Driver
Jack Wrangler
Leading Man
Kurt Mann
Director
Bobby Astyr
Witch Doctor
Robert Cook
Max
Thomas Bowman
Cheryl's Butler
Mariye Inouye
Maid #1
David Lile
Bernie
Thomas Ruisinger
Gerald
Jeffrey B. McLaughlin
Henry
Craig Pierce
Fred
Jack Aaron
Don
Bill Culpepper
Ned
Melinda Tanner
Bookstore Saleswoman
Diane De Florio
Maid #2
Robert Packer
Secret Service Man #1
Dan Lauria
Secret Service Man #2
Ski Lawrence
Secret Service Man #3
Jake Teague
Senator
Michael Masone
Disco M.C.
Richard Aurelio
Back-up Singer #1
Columbus Coleman Jr.
Back-Up Singer #2
Don R. Richardson
Back-Up Singer #3
Marc Bowen
Contessa's Butler
David Hausmann
Waiter
Louis Leccese
Executioner
Bill Nunnery
Hell's Angel
Juliet Graham
Amazon #1
Karen Bebb
Pirate Woman
Robert F. Riley
Gangster
Ron Lee Savin
Hun
Marie Scinto
Female Motorcyclist
Leigh Kavanaugh
Amazon #2
Marianne Sägebrecht
Freda
Peter Steiner
German Cab Driver
Otto Retzer
Kidnapper #1
Chuck Vincent
Kidnapper #2
Karl Michel
Kidnapper #3
Josef Meier
Kidnapper #4
Lynette Sheldon
Receptionist
Bill Karnovsky
Mr. Sol
Michael Coerver
Record President
Ira Hawkins
Frank Winter
George Minkallis
Truck Driver
Jeffrey Spolan
Fashion Show M.C.
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