Peter Sellers

Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE

Ringo Starr

Youngman Grand, Esq.

Isabel Jeans

Dame Agnes Grand

Caroline Blakiston

Hon. Esther Grand

Wilfrid Hyde-White

Captain Reginald K. Klaus

Spike Milligan

Traffic Warden

John Cleese

Director in Sotheby's

Richard Attenborough

Oxford Coach

John Le Mesurier

Sir John

Raquel Welch

Priestess of the Whip

Roman Polanski

Solitary Drinker

Leonard Frey

Laurence Faggot

Laurence Harvey

Hamlet

Christopher Lee

Ship's Vampire

Clive Dunn

Sommelier

Patrick Holt

Duke in Sotheby's

Hattie Jacques

Ginger Horton

Jeremy Lloyd

Lord Hampton

Ferdy Mayne

Edouard

Dennis Price

Winthrop

Graham Stark

Waiter

Yul Brynner

Transvestite Cabaret Singer

Graham Chapman

Oxford Crew

James Laurenson

Oxford Crew

Frank Thornton

Police Inspector

David Hutcheson

Lord Barry

Michael Aspel

Himself

Alan Whicker

Himself

Edward Sinclair

Park Attendant

Paula Wright

Auction Patron (uncredited)

Esme Smythe

Theatregoer (uncredited)