Barry Crocker

Barry McKenzie / Rev. Kevin McKenzie

Barry Humphries

Aunt Edna Everage / Dr. Meyer Delamphrey / Offensive Buck-toothed Englishman / Senator Douglas Manton

Donald Pleasence

Erich Count von Plasma

Fiona Richmond

French Stripper

Ed Devereaux

Sir Alec Ferguson

Dick Bentley

Colin 'The Frog' Lucas

Louis Negin

Hugo Cretin

Clive James

Paddy

Roy Kinnear

Bishop of Paris

Nell Campbell

Nerida Brealey

Robert Gillespie

Dorothy

Arthur English

Cockney Spiv

Desmond Tester

Marcel Escargot

John Le Mesurier

Robert Crowther

Brian Tapply

Sir Nigel Stewart

Paul Humpoletz

Modeste Imbecile

Beatrice Aston

Cherylene McKenzie

Mike Newman

Foureyes Fenton

Merdelle Jordine

Rhonda Cutforth-Jones

Don Spencer

Quizmaster

Andrew Lodge

Scrotum Baker

Katya Wyeth

Germaine

Nancy Bleier

Clothilde

Frank Windsor

Police Sergeant

Deryck Guyler

Police Constable

Tommy Trinder

Arthur McKenzie

Gough Whitlam

Himself

Margaret Whitlam

Herself

Craig Canning

Tassie

Craig Canning

Skeeter

Margo Reid

Noeleen

Chantal Contouri

Zizi

Miera Shore

Actress

Lincoln Webb

Ambrose Cutforth-Jones

Alister Williamson

Jerold Wells

Quiz Panel Judge

Barry Linehan

Quiz Panel Judge

Ishaq Bux

Indian immigrant

Bruce Beresford

Foureyes Fenton (voice) (uncredited)