Adam Sandler

Max Simkin

Method Man

Leon Ludlow

Dustin Hoffman

Abraham Simkin

Steve Buscemi

Jimmy

Melonie Díaz

Carmen Herrara

Ellen Barkin

Elaine Greenawalt

Dan Stevens

Emiliano

Elli

Goldman

Sondra James

Anna O'Hara

Dascha Polanco

Macy

Lynn Cohen

Sarah Simkin

Fritz Weaver

Mr. Solomon

Adam B. Shapiro

Schneider

Yul Vazquez

Marsha

Evan Neumann

Neumann

Allen Lewis Rickman

Kessler

Donnie Keshawarz

Pinchas Simkin

Ethan Khusidman

Herschel Simkin

Kim Cloutier

Taryn

Stuart Rudin

Old Bearded Man

Wayne Wilderson

Young Preppy Man

Mike Versandi

Biker Guy

Adrian Black

Albert

Craig Walker

Danny Donald

Cliff Samara

Indian Man

Stephen Lin

Chinese Guy

Miles J. Harvey

Big Boned Kid

Joey Slotnick

Mr. Slick

Paul Sado

Bartender

Greta Lee

Kara

Judy Rosenblatt

Shiva Woman

John DeBlasio

Akram

Neimah Djourabchi

Jamil

Grizz Chapman

Tino

Kevin Breznahan

Patrick

Earl Baker Jr.

Dickie

Glenn Fleshler

Jeffrey

Danny Mastrogiorgio

Brian

Elena Kampouris

Alexia

James Shanahan

Old Cop

Albert Christmas

Detective Washington

Salvatore Rossi

Skate Punk

Chris Titone

Chicago Detective

Douglas Taurel

Thug

Charles Borland

Driver

Fabrizio Brienza

Webb

Jared Sandler

Cool Bar Guy (uncredited)

Natia Dune

Waitress (uncredited)