Harry Enfield

Sir Norbert Smith

Melvyn Bragg

Interviewer

Charles Simon

Old Duffer

Stewart Harwood

Mr. Wilkinson

Peter Goodwright

Will Silly

George Raistrick

Melvyn Merry

Renée Asherson

Lady Norbert

Simon Godley

Barney

Charles Pemberton

Policeman

Moray Watson

Sir Donald Stuffy

Josie Lawrence

Ruby Lawrence

John Elmes

Horatio

Felicity Montagu

Cecilia Johanson

David Henry

Harry Crabbe

Gareth Vaughan

Western Mayor

Jane Snowden

Clementine

Mike Kelly

Dick Dotty

Catherine Chevalier

Mary Beethoven

Mary Chilton

Sarah Brightman

Joe McGann

Brian Beale/Ken

Susan Field

Mrs. Grim

Jenny Funnell

Eileen

Geoffrey Chater

Cyril Freebody

Con O'Neill

Davy Throb

Amanda Walker

Mrs. Wilson

Henry Power

Billy

Barbara Windsor

Greenham Women's Leader

Kenneth Connor

Greenham Officer

Michael Godley

German General

John Golightly

German Sergeant