Danny DeVito

Vic De Salvo

Rhea Perlman

Francine Kester

Gerrit Graham

Parker Braithwaite

Bernadette Birkett

Mrs. Sweeney

Barry Corbin

Colonel

Louis Giambalvo

Goody DeSalvo

Ronny Graham

Cap'n Andy

Huntz Hall

Benny Bentson

Basil Hoffman

Frank Friedlander

Kevin McCarthy

Wes Vandergelder

John Megna

Al

Michael Richards

Sal

Ron Rifkin

TV Director

Joe Santos

Tony

Vincent Schiavelli

Skip

Fred Scialla

Richie DeSalvo

Frank Sivero

Bruno

Mark L. Taylor

Ken

George Wendt

Mr. Sweeney

Steve Allen

Steve Allen

Jayne Meadows

Jayne Meadows

Randi Brooks

Teresa

Cisse Cameron

Wendy

Gela Nash

Tamara

Candi Brough

Bambi

Randi Brough

Stacy

Army Archerd

Army Archerd

Gail Barle

Hamilton's Girl

Allyce Beasley

Paisan Receptionist

Peter Brocco

Vic's Tailor

Jacqueline Cassell

MBC Secretary

Robert Costanzo

Nunzo

Selma Diamond

Francine's Mother

Michael Ensign

Le Boeuf Maitre D'

Stephanie Fisher

Mercedes Blonde

Michael Gallup

Opera Singer

Stan Haze

Levar

Jason Hervey

Todd Sweeney

Damon Hines

Woodrow T. Brown

Jerry Hoffman

Mr. Foley

Kenneth Kimmins

Network Spokesman

Bruce Kimmel

WACked Out Recruit

Katie La Bourdette

Le Boeuf Woman

Jeffrey Lampert

MBC Guard

Paul Larson

Julie

James Le Gros

Car Attendant

Russ Marin

Sid

Randall Miller

Car Attendant

Joey DePinto

Teamster Sailor

Susan Peretz

Network Receptionist

Bob Perlow

Warm-Up Comic

Hal Riddle

Dean

Jerry Seinfeld

Network Rep

Harvey Miller

Network Rep #2

J.T. Solomon

Mrs. Johnson

Charlie Stavola

Cop #1

J. Alan Thomas

Cop #2

Louis Welch

Steve

Lisle Wilson

Mr. Johnson

Lee Ving

The Dawn Patrol Actor

Lorenzo Buhne

The Dawn Patrol Actor

Spit Stix

The Dawn Patrol Actor

Nora Gaye

HOT BODS Actor

Louise Dorsey

HOT BODS Actor

Victoria Cooke

HOT BODS Actor

Alan Alda

Alan Alda (uncredited)