Craig Ferguson

Crawford Mackenzie

Frances Fisher

Candy

Mary McCormack

Monique

Donal Logue

Eamonn

Larry Miller

Dunston Cactus

Charles Napier

Sen. Warren Crockett

Michael Paul Chan

Clarence

Sara Gilbert

Gretle Dickens

Ted McGinley

Johnny Darjerling

Nina Siemaszko

Betty Fuego

David Rasche

Stig

Chris Langham

BBC Interviewer

David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff

Drew Carey

Drew Carey

Cathy Lee Crosby

Cathy Lee Crosby

Caitlyn Jenner

Bruce Jenner

Melissa Rivers

Dianne Abbott

Cynthia Basinet

Hotel Clerk

Emily Procter

Young Valhenna Woman

Jay Thomas

Tony Bolero (uncredited)

Isabella Aitken

Mrs. Beasie Mackenzie

Kevin Allen

Gareth Trundle

Angela McCluskey

Senga Magoogan

Francine York

Elegant Woman

Norm Compton

Cop Driver

Loren Lazerine

Bear Suit Person

Robert Fisher

Bunny Suit Person

Steven M. Porter

Chicken Suit Person

Evie Peck

Reindeer Suit Person

Robert Sherman

Constance

Lawrence Young

Dave London

Justin Pierce

Skateboard Kid

Marcia Wright

Monique's Receptionist

Koji Toyoda

Dick Miyake

Kyle Kraska

Bob Flaps

Ricky Callan

Frank Wad

William Fisher

TV Reporter

Vicki Liddelle

Margaret Sim

Padam Singh

Mr. Patel

Robert Maffia

Police Officer

Evelyn Iocolano

Hotel Receptionist

Sam Rubin

TV Anchor

Veronica Webb

Veronica Webb

John Paul DeJoria

John Paul Mitchell

José Eber

Jose Eber

Eloise DeJoria

Judge #2

Giuseppe Franco

Judge #3

Sascha Ferguson

Judge #4

Millie Gervasi

Judge #5

Kylie Bax

Stig's Hair Model

Kimora Lee Simmons

Dick Miyake's Hair Model

Contrelle Pinkney

Dave London's Hair Model

Bobby Bluebell

Angry Hedge Man

Sergio Brie

Ronnie the 'Beefeater'

John Pankow

Waiter at Epicentre (uncredited)

Rochelle Rose

Isabelle (uncredited)