The Hebrew Hammer
05/12/2003
1h 21m

When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.
Cast


Adam Goldberg
Mordechai Jefferson Carver


Judy Greer
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal


Andy Dick
Damian Claus


Mario Van Peebles
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim


Peter Coyote
JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal


Nora Dunn
Mrs. Carver


Sean Whalen
Tiny Tim


Tony Cox
Jamal


Richard Riehle
Santa


Melvin Van Peebles
Sweetback


Rachel Dratch
Tikva


Harrison Chad
Schlomo
Jim Petersmith
Skinhead Bartender


Annie McEnroe
Mrs. Highsmith


Grant Rosenmeyer
Young Mordechai


Elaine Hendrix
Blonde Bombshell
Ayelet Ben-Hur
Israeli Rental Agent


Alex Corrado
Tony
Brad Duck
Jimmy


Jason Fuchs
Adolescent Hasidic Boy


Ed Koch
Himself
Gary Pratt
Head Elf


Daryl Wein
Teenage Gentile
Michael Mylett
Gentile Boy No. 1


T.J. Sullivan
Gentile Boy No. 2
Audrey Twitchell
Gentile Girl No. 1
Alexa Eisenstein
Gentile Girl No. 2
Evelyn Page
Old Woman
George Hosmer
Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy
Ronald Schultz
ADL Chairman


Leslie Shenkel
JDL Member No. 1
Alan Nebelthau
JDL Member No. 2
Jerome F. Richards
Council Elder
C.P. Lacey
Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer


Ephraim Benton
Black Teen
Devin Rene Burns
Blonde Gentile Girl
Jimmy Walsh
Freckle-Faced Gentile


Chris McGinn
Samples Woman


Kathryn Gordon
Bambi
Woodrow W. Asai
Mun Chi
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