Rodney Dangerfield

Monty Capuletti

Joe Pesci

Nicky Cerone

Geraldine Fitzgerald

Mrs. Monahan

Candice Azzara

Rose Capuletti (as Candy Azzara)

Val Avery

Louie the Bartender

Tom Noonan

Paddy

Taylor Negron

Julio

Lili Haydn

Belinda Capuletti

Jennifer Jason Leigh

Allison Capuletti

Jeffrey Jones

Clive Barlow

Tom Ewell

Scrappleton

Jeff Altman

Bill Jones (as Jeffrey Altman)

Kimberly McArthur

Ginger Jones

Paul Herman

Bar Owner

Mary Pat Gleason

Party Mother

Angela Pietropinto

Party Mother

Harsh Nayyar

Dr. Vindaldo

Frank Vincent

Mobster Dressed in Trenchcoat

Nick Vallelonga

Singing Wedding Party Guest

Walt Gorney

Monahan's Security Guard

David Vasquez

Hector

Frank Simpson

Father McIntyre

Arch Johnson

Vendor at Armory

Dennis Blair

Fashion Critic / Old Dying Man

Steve Szucs

Bar Fly

Jennifer Dana Giangrasso

Birthday Girl

Robert Tyler

Ford Model (as Barry Kauffman)

Jessica James

Saleslady