Alex Winter

Ricky Coogan

Michael Stoyanov

Ernie

William Sadler

Dick Brian

Megan Ward

Julie

Mr. T

The Bearded Lady

Brooke Shields

Skye Daley

Alex Zuckerman

Stuey Gluck

Ray Baker

Bill Blazer

Morgan Fairchild

Stewardess

Patti Tippo

Rosie the Pinhead

Lee Arenberg

The Eternal Flame

John Hawkes

Cowboy

Derek McGrath

Worm

Jeff Kahn

Nosey

Randy Quaid

Elijah C. Skuggs

Eduardo Ricard

George Ramirez

Henry Carbo

George Ramirez

Deep Roy

George Ramirez

Mihaly 'Michu' Meszaros

George Ramirez

Brian Brophy

Kevin

Jaime Cardriche

Toad

Nicholas Cohn

Bob Vila Look-A-Like

Karyn Malchus

Sockhead

Tim Burns

Frogman

Bobcat Goldthwait

Sockhead

Don Stark

Editor

Arturo Gil

Clown

Tom Stern

Man / Milkman

Gibby Haynes

Cheese Wart

Pamela Mant

Nun

Joe Baker

Professor Nigel Crump

L.S. Kruse

Peasant Woman

Marilyn Garcia

Peasant Woman

Rick Le Clair

Screaming Hippie

Georgina Valdez

Screaming Woman

Calvert DeForest

Larry "Bud" Melman

Michael Gilden

Eye

Joseph S. Griffo

N. Eye

Jack Yates

Security Guy

J.D. Silvester

Biker

Jon M. Chu

Giant Stuey Monster

Vincent Hammond

Giant Rick Monster

David Bowe

EES Assistant

Chuck Bulot

FBI Chief

David Roberson

FBI Guy

J.B. Rogers

Another FBI Guy

Sean Clark

Popcorn Biker (uncredited)

Rob Hampton

Cretin (uncredited)

Sam Raimi

Crooked Cop (uncredited)

Keanu Reeves

Ortiz the Dog Boy (uncredited)

Robert Tapert

Crooked Cop (uncredited)