Keanu Reeves

Ted

Alex Winter

Bill / Granny Preston

William Sadler

Grim Reaper

Joss Ackland

De Nomolos

Pam Grier

Ms. Wardroe

George Carlin

Rufus

Amy Stoch

Missy

Jim Martin

Sir James Martin

Hal Landon Jr.

Captain Logan

Annette Azcuy

Elizabeth

Sarah Trigger

Joanna

Chelcie Ross

Colonel Oats

Taj Mahal

Gatekeeper

Robert Noble

Bach

Hal Landon Sr.

Thomas Edison

Eleni Kelakos

Ria Paschelle

Roy Brocksmith

Deputy James

J. Patrick McNamara

Mr. Preston

Dana Stevens

1st Seance Member

Valerie Spencer

2nd Seance Member

Kathryn Miller

3rd Seance Member

Carol Rosenthal

4th Seance Member

Chris Matheson

"Ugly" Seance Member

Ed Solomon

"Stupid" Seance Member

Anthony G. Schmidt

Dark Figure

Brendan Ryan

Young Ted

William Thorne

Young Bill

Ed Gale

Station

Arturo Gil

Station

Tom Allard

Big Station

Terry Finn

Heavenly Greeter

John Ehrin

Albert Einstein

Don Forney

Benjamin Franklin

Michael Chambers

Good Robot Bill

Taco Falcon

Good Robot Ted

Ed Cambridge

George Washington Carver

Tad Horino

Confucius

Peter Hewitt

The Smoker

Les Claypool

Primus

Tim Alexander

Primus

Larry LaLonde

Primus

Tanya Newbould

Kate Axelrod

Frank Welker

The Devil/Station/Evil Easter Bunny (voice) (uncredited)

Tony Cox

Station (uncredited)

Tery Lockett

Futuristic Student (uncredited)

Michael Mills

Nigel in Heaven (uncredited)

Dennis Ott

Bit Part (uncredited)

Tom Stern

Trenchcoat Man in Heaven (uncredited)