Richard E. Grant

Denis Dimbleby Bagley

Rachel Ward

Julia Bagley

Richard Wilson

John Bristol

Jacqueline Tong

Penny Wheelstock

Susan Wooldridge

Monica

John Shrapnel

Psychiatrist

Hugh Armstrong

Harry Wax

Mick Ford

Richard

Jacqueline Pearce

Maud

Christopher Simon

Waiter

Gino Melvazzi

Waiter

Victor Lucas

Tweedy Man

Dawn Keeler

Tweedy Woman

Kerryann White

Girl in Elevator

Vivienne McKone

Receptionist

Donald Hoath

Businessman on train

John Levitt

Businessman

Gordon Gostelow

Priest

Pip Torrens

Jonathan

Tony Slattery

Basil

Rachel Fielding

Jennifer

Pauline Melville

Sylvia Wallace

Roddy Maude-Roxby

Dr Gatty

Francesca Longrigg

Nurse

Tanveer Ghani

Hospital Doctor

Joanna Mays

Phillis Blokey

Sean Bean

Larry Frisk

Bruce Robinson

The Boil (voice)

Eric Idle

Male Love Bird (voice) (uncredited)