Ben Miller

Mr. Johnathon

Kerry Armstrong

Justine

Shayni Notelovitz

Tenille Morgan

Denise Roberts

Barbara

Sheridan Rynne

Vanessa Deruvo

Kerry-Ann Thoo

Millie Simpson

Anastasia Bertinshaw

Katie Jasper

Lauren Elton

Leanne Finlay

Taylor Anthony

Madison Thompson

Veronica Koprivnjak

Lorraine Horn

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Emma Irwin

Samantha Hagen

Courtney Matterson

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Olivia Ashton

Ivy Negre

Danielle Clark

Caitlin Rawnsley

Jenny

Clancy Ryan

Grace Gibson

Sallyanne Ryan

Pip

Carolyn Wilson

Kaye

Steve Le Marquand

Bob

Tara Morice

Marianne

Jane Hall

Miss Elizabeth

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Miss Elizabeth's Dance Troupe

Ashleigh Cummings

Miss Elizabeth's Dance Troupe

Keiynan Lonsdale

Miss Elizabeth's Dance Troupe

Isabel Durant

Miss Elizabeth's Dance Troupe

Roy Billing

Arthur Rudd

Robin Ince

Frank

Nadine Garner

Paulette

Toni Lamond

Sherry Leonard

Scott Irwin

Patrick

Damon Gameau

Neil

Eliza Logan

Nerida

Belinda Stewart-Wilson

Meredith

Beth Champion

Tamara

Deborah Galanos

Hot Shoe Mother

Amelia Ashton

Vomit Child

Rachel Gordon

Vomit Child's Mother

Scott Johnson

Vomit Child's Father

Helmut Bakaitis

Plastic Surgeon

Paul Mercurio

Self

Andrew McFarlane

Trevor Morgan

Susie Lindeman

Miss Jodi

Leo Sayer

Self

Michael Peschard

Self - Interviewer

Lisa Hensley

Harridan Woman (uncredited)