Lloyd Kaufman

News Reporter Floyd

Matt Skinner

Air Fryer (voice)

Matthew Mark Hunter

Matthew

Jessa Jupiter Flux

Beautiful (voice)

Morrigan Thompson-Milam

Neptune

Angel Nichole Bradford

Angel of the News

Kevin Duffy

Shemp Coleman

Jeff Kirkendall

Jokey

Melissa Heflin

Poppy Butterington

Jamie Morgan

Wrestler

Riley Wade Chase

Sam Reynolds

Heather Harlow

Saturn

Kristina Lafser

Crock Pot Lover

Joel D. Wynkoop

Maxwell Gorg

Angel R. Reed

Angel

Claire Bacon

Slutty the Clown

Dean Houlihan

Oliver Cayer AKA "The Klunkmaster"

John Catheline

Cowboy Jim

Ian Arnold

Matheiu

Katie Thatcher

Rebecca

Jason Poljak

Wilbur

Luke Azevedo

George Cayenne

Ed Haynes

The Landscaper

Shawn Lukat

Baby Bash

Nick Lukat

Fonzie VanDamme

Troy 'Nick' Hall

Mongo

Mikey Baker

Sockhead

Jackson Dittman

Iggy

Jacob Maskrey

Jimmy

Carly Sonafelt

Venus

Jamie Favino

Jamie

Danny Favino

Officer Isaac

Rudy Ledbetter

Newsreporter

Mary Catherine Holseybrook Wynkoop

Joany Grog

Tim Hatch

Crazed Internet Reporter

Clint Beaver

Chaplin McAlester

Kelsey Livengood

Mongo's Mom

Charlie Skinner-Cheverie

Tater Tot / Cowboy Jim Cowpoke

Grey Kasper

Baby

Kaleigh Shirkey

Bella Mae

Scott Alan Ward

The Director

Roger Guies

Theo