Bruce Willis

Dwayne Hoover

Albert Finney

Kilgore Trout

Nick Nolte

Harry Le Sabre

Barbara Hershey

Celia Hoover

Glenne Headly

Francine Pefko

Lukas Haas

George 'Bunny' Hoover

Omar Epps

Wayne Hoobler

Vicki Lewis

Grace Le Sabre

Buck Henry

Fred T. Barry

Ken Hudson Campbell

Eliot Rosewater / Gilbert

Jake Johannsen

Bill Bailey

Will Patton

Moe The Truck Driver

Chip Zien

Andy Wojeckowzski

Owen Wilson

Monte Rapid

Alison Eastwood

Maria Maritimo

Shawnee Smith

Bonnie MacMahon

Michael Jai White

Howell

Keith Joe Dick

Vernon Garr

Diane Willson Dick

Rosemary Garr

Michael Clarke Duncan

Eli

Lahmard J. Tate

Elmoro

Kurt Vonnegut

Commercial Director

Dawn Didawick

Lottie

Karl Wiedergott

Homer

Patti Allison

Blossom

Alexa Robbins

Art Hostess Kaye

Debra Dusay

Art Hostess Faye

Tom Robbins

Pesky Weber

Raymond O'Connor

Rabo Karabekian

Tisha Sterling

Beatrice Keedsler

Matt Callahan

Zeke

Tracey Lee Mapstone

Mailwoman

Mary Kennedy

Waitress

Greg Walker

Highway Patrolman

David Blampied

NY Policeman / Prison Guard

Greg Moore

Porn Store Patron

Doug Hamblin

Mugger

Thomas Patrice

NY Policewoman

Nancy Volle

Marlo

Danielle Kennedy

Motel Clerk

Scout LaRue Willis

Young Girl

Nicolas Small

Young Boy

Denise Simone

Blue Monday Housewife

Russ Wilson

Blue Monday Doctor

Scott Beauchemin

Trypepton Husband

Kassandra Kay

Trypepton Wife

Ken Odom

Prodigal Life Husband

Erica Evans

Prodigal Life Wife

David Kyle

Prodigal Life Child

Richard Sheehan

Voiceover

Roman Lewis

Prisoner

RayVeness

Woman Inside of Bruce Willis' Brain (uncredited)

Maxann Crotts

Serial Killer (uncredited)

William L. Nagle

Horace Durenwurst (uncredited)

Beaux Sedwick

Dream Girl (uncredited)