Keith Allen

Bonehead

Peter Richardson

Foyle

Robbie Coltrane

Commander Jackson

Lanah P

Self (as Al Pillay)

Jimmy Fagg

Self

Fiona Hendley

Janie

Al Matthews

Admiral

George Khan

Thompson

Kevin Allen

Chuck

Gary Martin

Stig

John Sarbutt

Dean

David Farrington

Troy

Anthony Sharp

Father

Patience Tomlinson

Daughter

Esther Freud

Girl Backstage

Michael White

Self

Julian Firth

RADA Student

Malcolm Hardee

Builder

Suzanne Jerome

Knobs receptionist

Elvis Costello

Stone Deaf A & R Man