Phil Proctor

Christian A. Broder

Howard Hesseman

Senator McMannus

Dan Barrows

Senator Polanski

Stephen Feinberg

Proctologist

Chevy Chase

Chevy Chase

John Candy

Cooper

Tom Davis

Tom

Ron Silver

Dr. Manuel Labor

Ernie Anderson

Quant O'Neill / Subway Reporter / Announcer

Edwina Gough

Melanie Edwards

Kurt Andon

Man at breakfast / Doctor

Lorry Goldman

Pierre Skooché / Son

Lynne Marie Stewart

Marie

Gerrit Graham

Freddie

Pamela Toll

Street Attendant / Father

Betty Thomas

Bridgit Bert Richards

Joe Flaherty

Carl Michaelevich

Mary McCusker

Carol / Butch Girl

Pat Proft

Skipper

Murphy Dunne

Dwayne / Dr. Holcomb

Bart Williams

Smilin' Ed McDonnelly

Roger Bowen

Henry Kissinger

Al Franken

Al

Nellie Bellflower

Girl / Mrs. Pat Borzak / Announcer

Frank von Zerneck

Winfield Carmichael

Doug Steckler

Pregnant Man

Rebecca Brooks

Weather Girl

William Schallert

Francis X. Cody

Howard Storm

Ralph Stevens

Bob McClurg

CIA Man / R.C. Call

Michael Mislove

Father

Julie Mannix

Mother

Francis von Zerneck

Son

Danielle von Zerneck

Daughter

Laraine Newman

Sonja

Bill Saluga

Victor

Rigg Kennedy

Guard

Neal Israel

Rabbi Rabinowitz / Hippie #2

Rod Gist

Lieutenant / Herb Mealy

Larry Gelman

Bill Guy

Danny Goldman

Barry Flanken

Joe Roth

Player-Announcer

Dody Dorn

Archbishop

William Woodson

Announcer

Dick Tufeld

Announcer

Christopher Pray

Walter

Roberta Kent

Mrs. Betty Purvis

James Bacon

Gene Scallion

Gene Pistilli

Dying Man

Rick Hurst

Father

Anne Monaghan

Mother-In-Law

Sam Riddle

Warren Welt

Rowby Goren

Dr. Holcomb

Ron Prince

Pete Bagliani

Wayne Satz

Ray Thompson

Garroth Tooke

Freak

Paul Kronick

Mr. Pat Borzak

Ira Miller

Ramon

Jimmy Martinez

Police Comic

J. Michael Popovich

Leon Russell

Edward D. Markley

Bob Dylan

Bo Kaprall

Goldstern

Barry Michlin

Milt Meadows

Joe Warfield

Executive

Danny Dark

Steve Garvey / Announcer

C.D. Taylor

Disturbed Man

Aim

The Herpes

Cary Hoffman

Frankie Segue

Tim McIntire

Announcer (voice)