Chris Elliott

Chris Monsanto

Maria Thayer

Susan "Susie" Wagner

Brett Gelman

Brett Mobley

Jack Wallace

Captain

Pete Gardner

Dr. Gardner

Pat Healy

Sugalski

Leon Russom

D'Alessandro

Paz de la Huerta

Tess

Pat Towne

Darren Fischer

John Getz

Bernard Moss

John Cothran

Lamar Whitley

Mark Proksch

Craig Balmer

Terrence Evans

Grandy

Frank Smiley

America

Joe Estevez

Joe Estevez

Muse Watson

Quint Cussler

Michael D. Cohen

Spats

David Rees Snell

Gribbs

Sal Landi

Leo Prince

Gianni DeCenzo

Butch McCallister

Mary Grill

Trish

Jill Talley

Doreen

Connor Del Rio

Henry Moss

Marsha Kramer

Eleanor Moss

Graham Clarke

Kevin

Pete Antico

Dock Thug #1

Anthony N.

Dock Thug #2

Anthony Molinari

Dock Thug #3

Ralph Votrian

Narrator

Lou Volpe

Barber

Stewart Skelton

Coroner

Cesar Garcia

Perp

Paul Thomas Arnold

Leader

John Hafner

Hunky Man

Keith Gerchak

Lew

Paul Rae

Steve

Kate Enggren

Trampy Woman

Holland MacFallister

Wimpy Man

Tom Knickerbocker

Judge #1

Rico E. Anderson

Bank Man

Jennie Ventriss

Lois

Rudy Villagrana

Willie Dufresne

Patrick Holder

Robber

Patrick Hume

Jake

Claire Jacobs

Cock-Eyed Jenny

Helen Wilson

Farmer's Wife

Ian Patrick Williams

George Washington

Natasha Sims

Prostitute

Bart McCarthy

Farmer #1

Cal Bartlett

Farmer #2

Adrian Sparks

Judge #2

Michael Masini

Fedora Guy #1

Will Bozarth

Fedora Guy #2

Anita Bennett

Newscaster

Kyle C. Beach

Beach Man

Ellen Michelle Monohan

Beach Woman

Leonard Kelly-Young

Milliner

David Goryl

Producer

Sean Andrew Bradley

Waiter

Guillermo Zamora

Caterer

Nick McCallum

Hip Driver

Bridey Elliott

Hostess

Peter Gannon

Mean Man

Roger Bridges

Hammerhead

Christopher Neiman

Rightside-Up Shiner

Irene Roseen

Elderly Woman #1

Shannon Welles

Elderly Woman #2

Damián Delgado

Native

Bus Riley

St Peter

Jeryl Prescott

Observer #1

Thomas Flannery Jr.

Observer #2

Jacques C. Smith

Smiling Man