Stealing Rembrandt
17/05/2003
2h
Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?
Cast
Lars Brygmann
Mick
Jakob Cedergren
Tom
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Kenneth
Nicolas Bro
Jimmy
Sonja Richter
Trine
Søren Pilmark
Bæk
Gordon Kennedy
Christian
Paprika Steen
Charlotte
Ulf Pilgaard
Flemming
Thomas W. Gabrielsson
Erik
Ole Ernst
Frank
Nikolaj Lie Kaas
Carsten
Patrick O'Kane
Nigel
Martin Wenner
Toby
Søren Poppel
Allan Rocker
Michael Fabricius Sand
Johansen
John Martinus
Kustode
Niels Andersen
Museumsdirektør
Jeppe Kaas
Kriminalassistent
Mogens Holm
Tysk chauffør
Anne Sofie Espersen
Bartender
Søren Thomsen
Ældre fængselsbetjent
Merete Nørgaard
Kvindelig fængselsbetjent
Lars Phister
Yngre fængselsbetjent
Thomas Gammeltoft
Vagabond
David Bateson
Stor mand
Kenth Rosenberg
Stor mand
Toshihito Inoue
Japaner
Morten Lundholm
Japanerens håndlanger
Yuesong Fan
Japanerens håndlanger
Asger Gottlieb
Hollænder
Lotte Mejlhede
Nyhedsoplæser
Lasse Rimmer
Jeopardy vært
Pascal Lubrano
Pornomodel
Paw Eriksen
Pornomodel
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