James Balsamo

Tony

Greg Tally

Abraham Van Turingtest

Malcolm McDowell

Robot Dracula

John Landis

John

Mick Foley

Mick Foley

Don Coscarelli

Don

Bruce Dern

Van Sellsing

Tom Holland

Tom

Russell Simmons

Russell

Brian Yuzna

Brian

Afroman

Afroman

Scott Rechsteiner

Scott Steiner

Larry Pfohl

Lex Luger

Ron Simmons

Ron Simmons

Robert Arensen

Father Marlon

Branscombe Richmond

Soul Patch

David Ellefson

David

Bill Zebub

Bill Zebub

Vinny Appice

Vinny Appice

Mike Patton

Mike

Linnea Quigley

Witch Hazel

Shane Ryan-Reid

Brett

Michael J. Epstein

Reynolds / Bobby Zombert / RoboCock

Sophia Cacciola

Bathsheba

Jeremy Long

Dave Ghoul / Cyborg Bat Satanico / Hip Hop Vampire Troll

Paul 'H.R.' Hudson

HR

Jeff Tremaine

Jeff